SCENE #1:
ESTABLISHING SHOT- IN MEDIEVAL TIMES-
KNIGHTS SWORD FIGHTING.
Breaking glass, yelling, fighting, heavy breathing.
SCENE #2:
KNIGHT HELD BY SWORD POINT ON TABLE, RIGHT NEXT TO PRODUCT
End of scene bell rings.
Director: “Cut!”
SCENE #3:
DIRECTOR FLIPS SCREEN OVER
Director: “What’s that doing on my set?”
Assistant: “Product Placement sir."
SCENE #4:
Assistant: "Whenever we feature a product in a scene we get tons of free stuff”
DIRECTOR LISTENING
SCENE #5:
DIRECTOR FLIPS SCREEN BACK AROUND
Director: “Here we go.”
SCENE #6:
KNIGHT HOLDS WOMAN HOSTAGE WITH SWORD-LOOKING OFF TOWARDS SAME DIRECTION
Clanging, banging, swooshing
Woman: "Ah! My Lord!"
SCENE #7:
BUD LIGHT BOTTLE STAINED GLASS WINDOW
Breaking glass
SUDDENLY BROKEN, KNIGHT JUMPS THROUGH
SCENE #8:
KNIGHT LANDS ON FEET PREPARED TO FIGHT
clank clank
breaking glass
yelling
SCENE #9:
FIGHTS OFF GROUP OF KNIGHTS WITH SWORD
swoosh
clank
clank
SCENE #10:
HOLDS BUD LIGHT BOTTLE TO CAMERA AND SMILES WHITE FIGHTING OFF MEN STILL
clank
swoosh
SCENE #11:
HERO LOOKS TO WOMAN HOSTAGE
SCENE #12:
COCKS HEAD TO SIDE
Hero: “Really?”
SCENE #13:
VILLAIN LOOKS NERVOUS
SCENE #14:
HERO THROWS BOTTLE AT VILLAIN
swoosh
SCENE #15:
thud
KNOCKING HIM OUT FREES WOMAN
SCENE #16:
HERO KNEELS IN FRONT OF HER, TAKING OFF HAT
COURTING WOMAN
Hero: "My lady"
SCENE #17:
BUD LIGHT TRUCK BUSTS IN BEHIND
Walls breaking down, glass cracking
vrooooom
SCENE #18:
THREE BOTTLES OF ICE COLD BUD LIGHT
Narrator: “A sure sign of a good time. The just right taste of Bud Light. Here we go.”
SCENE #19:
SHOWS SET WITH DIRECTOR, ASSISTANT, AND KNIGHT DECKED OUT IN BUD LIGHT WITH BUD LIGHT SYMBOL ON CHEST
FIGHTING CONTINUING ON IN BACKGROUND
Breaking bottles, swooshing